33 Not-Scary Halloween Movies to Stream

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What do you do when you want to watch something from Halloween, but can’t handle an ounce of fear? OK, maybe an ounce or two is totally fine, but if you need a replacement for all the supernatural, bloody, or terrifying flicks, never fear (literally!) because we’ve rounded up 33 non-scary stars Halloween movies to choose from. Besides, those of us who aren’t horror-loving have chosen this holiday to make it all about candy anyway, so why not lean on the sweetest Halloween vibes?

Oh, just a little PSA: As someone who isn’t scared at all, I try to find scared cats to get my advice from; I make it a rule that I don’t ask people who are good-faith fans of scary movies whether or not something is scary. They’re always like, ‘Ehhh, it’s not like that who – which Scary,” and then we played the movie while I was sitting behind the sofa while using my fingers as makeshift earplugs. So if I say something on this list is too small, or a little scary, or not who – which scary? you can trust me. Pinky Promise. But often, these Halloween movies aren’t that scary. This is what you came here for! And that’s what you’ll get.

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witches

This new edit of Ronald Dahl’s book is Wild. While it’s always good to remember that Dahl’s things are way more horrific than we remember, and kids can handle darker material than we sometimes think, the movie still isn’t scary at the level of horror movies.

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Hotel Transylvania: Transformania

Obviously there are all Hotel Transylvania A franchise you can run the marathon with his latest entry, but I wanted to give it a shout out in case you missed it.

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zombies

Now this movie is the first in a recent DCOM musical trilogy about monsters that are metaphors for oppression and out of school. In the end, they get to the werewolves and aliens, but for now, it’s all about the zombies.

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Hubie Halloween

Adam Sandler’s Halloween movie is as wacky and scary without being scary. If you missed it in 2020, check it out!

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Nightmare Before Christmas

I know what half of you would say. Don’t start with me.

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Halloween Town

I have a million questions about Halloween Town Logistics, tradition and economy, but that’s what makes re-visiting DCOM so enjoyable! There is so much to love and so much to enjoy over wine with your friends.

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night books

as a big Don’t trust B, Veronica Mars, Gilmore Girls and Jessica JonesAnd the Fan I love this charming Kristen Ritter moment (okay, or maybe I’m just a Ritter fan…whatever!).

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hocus pocus

Let’s be honest: you know that no matter how many suggestions I give you, you’ll end up turning to them hocus pocus For the fifty millionth timeAnd the the correct? It’s okay – everyone does! It’s also likely to end it since there’s a new sequel coming up as well.

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crimson peak

Good. This is one of the films I said would be a a little scary. This gothic romance is a lot scarier and more adult~ than the other movies on this list, but it’s very good. Watch it before sunset if you must.

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haunted palace

Pirates of the Caribbean It’s not the only movie based on the Disney Parks ride.

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Miss Peregrine’s home for special children

Eva Mendes is a nervous queen that has been underestimated.

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monster house

It might be scary for kids, but not for adults. The title makes it sound more intense than it actually is.

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dark shades

Not my favorite Tim Burton movie, but veterans will likely review it. Plus, ’70s nostalgia is very present right now and this movie is full of it.

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Edward Scissorhands

Speaking of Tim Burton, this movie of his is sometimes scary, other times heartbreaking, and sometimes sarcastic too. It’s not just Halloween candy, it’s a complete meal.

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The boy who cried werewolf

This is a Nickelodeon movie about a family who inherits a castle (like you), which may or may not be protected by a werewolf.

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nervous buddies

Puppies are the opposite of what is scary. But please, nobody ever makes a scary puppy movie now that I say it, TYVM (don’t say kojoit is big).

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yelp team

This dcom is about a haunted house Not The Haunted Palace. Souls pass to move on rather than stay forever, as a good soul does. It also stars young Kat Dennings!

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Jennifer’s body

There is scary elements In this movie, however, there are no super-jumping concerns. If you want something between a horror movie and something for kids, this is it. The only people who should really be afraid of this movie are their bad friends and bad guys, and they probably deserve the dread to act right.

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Mom got a date with a vampire

Honestly, you could do a good Halloween DCOM marathon out of some of these movies. This is such a throwback!

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Show pictures of rocky horror

There are certainly some parts to this movie that are unsettling and some parts are sexier and weirder than normal Hollywood fare, but they aren’t scary in the traditional or modern sense. Just a warning! I don’t want you to come to me in a state of scandal.

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cramps

The magical Tia and Tamera Mowry is a totally low-stakes and super fun movie.

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girl vs. monster

There are a lot of scary-themed DCOMs out there, but this picture is about a girl trying to throw a Halloween party.

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Addams family

may be more than Adams Family Values Person, and that’s totally fair, but wait a few weeks and save this one for that famous Thanksgiving scene!

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Coco

Technically, this is a November 1 movie – it’s Dia De Los Muertos – but I’ll let you night owls there.

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Kasper

He is literally a *friendly* ghost. What more do you need to know?

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Beetlejuice

The classic, now a successful Broadway musical, is the perfect silly/throwback thing to put on a nightmare-free Halloween. Maybe your dreams will be…weird, instead.

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Fun size

There should be more trick-or-treat Halloween movies out there! do not agree? Please sign my petition on the way out.

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Coraline

Another mom is terrifying, but I think you can handle it. stay strong!

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Paranorman

There’s just something about stop-motion animation that just screams spooky season, don’t you think? Also, this animated movie about a boy talking to dead stars Kodi Smit-McPhee, which earned an Academy Award nomination for dog strength. Good for him!

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worst witch (1986)

worst witchAnd the The story of an inept but lovable-in-training witch named Mildred Hubble, It was an HBO series and a Netflix series — but older Generation X love to talk about the movie. Honor them this Halloween by broadcasting cult classic music.

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Magicians in stitches

This just opened a memory for me. Does anyone else remember this short film about two witches who turn their sister into a jack-o’-lantern?

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Bride’s corpse

If you are one of these * Nightmare Before Christmas Folks, watch this animated movie instead.

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little horror shop

If all else fails, watch a musical! convenience store It’s a parody of a cult horror movie, but it’s really not that scary per se. Just, you know, don’t feed the plants…

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